How to do things

How to Survive Economic Sanctions
1. Aquire Boats
2. Rename all your boats
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!

How to Become President
1. Wear a boot on your head
2. Sprinkle fairy dust on your opposition until they turn gay
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!

Assumptions and Cookies

A gorgeous beauty sits across the table
Distracting me with it's seductive aroma,
One taste of siren puts you in coma
Every time the pleasure is intoxicating
So to sit here watching
Is tantalizing

Later that night
I am fit to begin the fight
As I see it's unclothed form
Soon that desire storm
of licks and lookie
Is unleashed as I picks
Up the cookie
and Plop

That lovely flop
into my mouth